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The Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson
Come one, Come all! Here ye and be witness to one of life's most influential
people. Prepare to be staggered by truly civilization-shaking quotes of
wisdom...Quotes wise enough to found civilizations upon...or something like that...
[Zoinks!]
[Gabriel Knight]
[Homer]
[Serial Killers]
[Links]
Compiled By
Raymond Chitolie
Restructured In The not-so-bad UK August of 1996
Preamble
"The Simpsons" and all its associated characters are trademarks and
copyrighted by 20th Century Fox...so there.
Dear fellow Homer-phile,
Greetings to you! Welcome to my increasingly popular and praised Homer pages.
All dedicated Homer fans will find something of use here, be it quotes, net
resources, sounds, pictures or just plain fun. Any comments, good/bad (Grrr)
should be mailed to me at ray@easynet.co.uk.
This sound-bite is a special message which I
found on a binaries group recently, and is suitably apt to all you Homer
mad men and women who have deluged me with (very appreciated, but a hell of a
lot a work to go through!) emails containing your special Homer quotes over
the few months that the page has been up. I never imagined the pages would be
as popular as they evidently are, but I guess that I should never have
underestimated the power of Homer Maniacs! Thank-you all. Remember, the
sound-bite is just a bit of fun!
Try out my new Homer Slide Puzzle!. You will need a
Netscape browser
(which is at least version 3), and have Javascript enabled to play it. Go on, give it a go, it
will probably change you life forever...
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What's new, Matey?
- If you want to see what new stuff has been added to these pages...
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What Are These Pages All About Then?
- Who is Homer J. Simpson, and why should you care? Find out here!
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Local Homer Resources
- If you want direct access to my measily collection of Piccies and
Sound bites, get here. But make sure you download the Homer song!
Woohoo!!
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Quintessential Homer Links
- I am not alone in this world, other people around the world have
equally devious and dastardly Homer pages
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I Want Some Homer Quotes!
- Life getting you down? Be cradled in the mammoth shadow of
Homer...
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I Want More Homer Quotes!!
- Homer is our saviour, he really is. Thy kingdom come, thy will be
done, as long as it matches Homer's...
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More Dammit!, Much More!!!
- Homer for Prime Minister!/President!/Dictator!/(Your Leader's
Name Here)...
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The new batch are upon us...
- Is there anything that Homer has touched, which hasn't been utterly
and totally f...
Wow! If my Homer-page is this good, think how great my homepage must be! 
